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a hilarious joke

wingscanspeak:

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

EXPLAIN

I’m dying

I feel rlly hxc for piercing my midway today. I know that it’s no big deal but hey I’m afraid of needles

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

I was so happy at work today because They played the smiths followed by the cure followed by Pulp and I love pulp so much and they’re so unappreciated

Trick or tr(eat me out) 🎃

(Source: electroteen)

it’s amazing how alive I’ve felt these past almost three months.